当我得意地给老板汇报，bug已经搞定

When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug

当项目经理走进办公室

When the project manager enters the office

当我发布产品代码的时候

When I’m deploying code to production

当我凌晨三点改bug的时候

When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

俺的正则表达式精准地工作了

When my regex returned exactly what I expected

当朋友请我帮忙修改他joomla站点的问题时，我。。。

When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla

我被告知，俺一周来辛辛苦苦做好的模块不用了

When I’m told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

未经测试的代码也工作了

When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

销售人员得意地吹嘘－产品已经大卖

When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer

第一次应用新的css样式

When I apply a new CSS for the first time

嘿嘿，网管终于给了我 root 权限

When sysadmin finally gives us the root access

折腾了N小时之后，我向大家演示新代码的效果

When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development

所有人周末加班，而我毅然决然地休假出去逛

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

应用上线，发现了第一个bug…

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive

老板到处抓人改一个难缠的bug

When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug