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09/2014
关于程序员的搞笑图片 2
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周五搞定,下周一终于不用再折腾了
When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday
哎,我自己N年前没写注释的代码
When I return to development of my code that wasn’t commented
演示的时候,偷偷发现一个别人没看出来的bug
When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation
一个新菜鸟乱搞头脑风暴的下场
When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project
老板说,提前完成有奖金之后
When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline
折腾两个钟头,发现少了个分号
When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon
周五下午请求同事帮忙
When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon
项目经理突然发现我在(打游戏、淘宝。。。)
When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen
客户尝试点击没做完的部分
When the client tries to click on the mockups
客户又一次否定了,他自己两天前的建议
When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production
老天啊,俺的代码终于弄好了
When my script finally worked
我被调到一个菜鸟项目组
When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague
我被告知,我写的代码有问题
When I’m told that my code is broken in production
哈哈,没google,代码一次通过
When I find a solution without searching Google
实习生乱讲话
When the intern tells me that “the tests are for those who can not program”
原来 200 行的代码现在 10 行搞定
When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines