周五搞定，下周一终于不用再折腾了

When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday

哎，我自己N年前没写注释的代码

When I return to development of my code that wasn’t commented

演示的时候，偷偷发现一个别人没看出来的bug

When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation

一个新菜鸟乱搞头脑风暴的下场

When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project

老板说，提前完成有奖金之后

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline

折腾两个钟头，发现少了个分号

When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon

周五下午请求同事帮忙

When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon

项目经理突然发现我在（打游戏、淘宝。。。）

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen

客户尝试点击没做完的部分

When the client tries to click on the mockups

客户又一次否定了，他自己两天前的建议

When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production

老天啊，俺的代码终于弄好了

When my script finally worked

我被调到一个菜鸟项目组

When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague

我被告知，我写的代码有问题

When I’m told that my code is broken in production

哈哈，没google，代码一次通过

When I find a solution without searching Google

实习生乱讲话

When the intern tells me that “the tests are for those who can not program”

原来 200 行的代码现在 10 行搞定

When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines